One day Mrs. Perry said to her husband, “Jack, I’m going to a ladies’ luncheon( 午宴 ) . I know you won’t cook. So I’ll leave you some food for your lunch. Is that all right?” “Oh, yes.” her husband answered, “That’s quite all right. What are you going to leave for my lunch?” “This tin of fish, ” Mrs. Perry said, “and some potatoes and peas, too.” “Good.” Mr. Perry answered, “I’ll have a good lunch.” But he was not so sure about the food, for he knew his wife quite well. She liked to buy fake( 假的 ) things because the price was low. So Mrs. Perry went to her party and at three o’clock she came home. “Was your fish nice, Jack?” she asked. “Yes, but my feet got hurt.” He answered. “But how? And why?” “Well, I followed the words on the tin and got hurt.” Mrs. Perry looked at the instruction on the packaging: “Open this tin and stand in hot water for five minutes.” It was clear that there was a word missing in the instruction, and this showed that it was a fake product( 假货 ) . Mrs. Perry felt very sorry. Mr. Perry laughed, “I was joking, dear. I went to China Town and enjoyed fish and rice.”